*Chronic
Panic Disorder (CPD)
is a cognitive disease known to spontaneously occur among Natural Resources
bureaucrats. The disease is progressive in that it leads to implementing
increasingly irrational programs and chronically wasting taxpayer dollars.
To date the disease is confined to the State of Wisconsin but because of
its unknown rate of infectivity, unknown cause, and unknown means of transmission,
"experts" are cautioning against direct contact with Wisconsin
DNR officials. Many experts believe there is no known cure for CPD and therefore
urge that "removal of the infected individuals" from the Department
is the only way to prevent its collapse.
*
While we oppose the WDNR's shoddy research methods and reporting, their
"rush to judgment"
plan of action, and their expensive propaganda campaign, we applaud
many rank and file DNR employees who have dedicated their careers and
vocations to maintaining our fragile connection
with and understanding of the Wild
. . . its strengths, frailties, its needs and misuses.